- Andy Dwyer: Here are all the troublemakers, boss.
- April Ludgate: Thank you. Meagles! I am not screwing around! Okay? Lauren? No more discussion of Majorca; Majorca is off limits. Brian and Gloria, stop making Horacio feel bad that your daughter went to Yale; no one gives a s**t. And Ginuwine?
- Ginuwine: Yes?
- April Ludgate: Get it together!
- Ginuwine: I'm sorry April, Kathy started this.
- April Ludgate: [Mocking] Kathy started- *I don't care!*
- Andy Dwyer: She doesn't mean it. Don't cry, Ginuwine, it's okay.
- [hugs Ginuwine]
- Ginuwine: Thanks Andy.
- Ben Wyatt: Okay, Jen, I know I left you a message last night, but I really do think you should have checked with me before throwing me into this.
- Jennifer Barkley: No, Ben, I'm sorry, you left me four messages last night.
- Ben Wyatt: What?
- Jennifer Barkley: They contained very specific policy positions.
- Ben Wyatt: [Drunk in phone message] I want to come out strong on education, then I'll tack hard into fiscal responsibility!
- Leslie Knope: [Drunk in phone message background] 8-6-7-5-3-0-9! Jenny l, I've got your number - hey babe, it's ringing!
- Jennifer Barkley: Love that song.
- Leslie Knope: Wow, honey, you were a lot more lucid than I was.
- Jennifer Barkley: Wait, were you guys drunk? That is hilarious. Oh, you guys are gonna fit in so great in Washington. Most on Congress is drunk all the time.