Quotes
-
King Richard : Is everything all right, my princess?
Madalena : Yes, my king.
King Richard : [chuckles] I should think so. In a few moments, we shall marry, and you will instantly become the richest, most powerful woman in the land.
Madalena : Yes, my king. Very exciting.
King Richard : And then tonight, you will join me in my bed.
Madalena : [disgusted] Yes, my king.
King Richard : We're going to do it!
Madalena : Yes.
King Richard : We're not going to just sit in bed and open gifts and talk about how much fun the wedding was, okay? We're doing it.
Madalena : Yep.
King Richard : I mean, of course we're going to open *some* presents. But then, we're going to do it!
Madalena : Got it.
-
King Richard : What happened to the other chef? Looked just like you, but older, more wrinkly.
Chef : My father?
King Richard : Right. What happened to him?
Chef : You had him killed, sir.
King Richard : Hmm?
Chef : Your mutton was too rare.
King Richard : Well, that doesn't sound like me.
Chef : You killed his father before him. Your family has killed the last four generations of chefs in my family. It's not a great job, my king.
King Richard : I'm such a bully!
-
[about Isabella]
King Richard : She's a pretty young thing, isn't she, Gareth?
Gareth : A bit plump for my liking.
King Richard : Plump? The girl's a hundred pounds soaking wet.
Gareth : I know, but I like skinny. Like, really unhealthy skinny.
-
King Richard : Now let me ask you one question. I've tried to be kind to you, have I not?
King of Valencia : You pillaged our peaceful kingdom, killed half our army.
King Richard : But I haven't killed you. I mean, think about it, I've killed a massive amount of people this week but I haven't killed you.
-
King Richard : I want you to tell him this... I feel like you should be writing this down.
Isabella : I will remember it.
King Richard : It's a bit long. I'd really just be more comfortable if you wrote it down.
Isabella : I will remember it.
King of Valencia : Like a steel trap.
Queen of Valencia : Always had a wonderful memory, this one.
-
King Richard : Galavant, Galavant. Blah blah blah blah, Galavant!