Galavant (TV Series)

Pilot (2015)

Joshua Sasse: Galavant

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Quotes 

• Galavant : Nice meeting you, door's on the wall.

• Galavant : [Interrupting the royal wedding]  Now, Gareth and I could surely fight all night to an even draw, if that's what you want. Hell, you can even send all your men to help him, if you so desire. But I'll fend them all off. 'Cause here's the thing. I love her, Richard. She's the first thing I think of in the morning and the last thing I think of in the eve. And you can offer her great fame, and you can offer her great fortune, but Only I can offer her great love. And that is what she chooses.

  Madalena : Actually...

  Galavant : Hmm?

  Madalena : I don't know. I've been thinking a lot about it ever since he kidnapped me, and I'm gonna go with the fame and fortune.

• Isabella : Sir Galavant, I have traveled long and far to seek your favor. Four months ago, my peaceful kingdom of Valencia- I'm sorry, what is that smell?

  Galavant : That'd be me.

• Galavant : Sid, fetch me a drink.

  [sarcastic] 

  Sid : When he tells me to fetch, those are my favorite moments.

• [singing] 

  Isabella : Where is the gallant knight who stood for truth and right, the valiant dragonslayer Galavant? Where is his steely gaze, the abs the poets praise? What ever happened to that Galavant?

  Galavant : The man you're searching for lost all he loved and more, his hope, his pride, all sense of Galavant. Add to that losing streak a couple kegs a week plus twenty pounds - ta da!