- Batman: [reads graffiti] A but tuba. This looks like the work of...
- Palindrome: [appears] Was it a bat I saw?
- Batman: Palindrome! I see you're still talking in sentences that are spelled the same forward and backward. What are you planning?
- Palindrome: Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live!
- Batman: Tell me, why do you continue to haunt Gotham, Palindrome?
- Palindrome: Mr. Owl ate my metal worm!
- Batman: Mr. Owl? I don't know Mr. Owl!
- Palindrome: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
- Batman: Over my dead body, Palindrome!
- [punches Palindrome]
- Palindrome: Goddam mad dog!
- Batman: [slams Palindrome against a wall] I should feed YOU to the dogs!
- Palindrome: No sir, prefer prison!
- Batman: It's not too late for you, Palindrome! You can still do good!
- Palindrome: Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero men in Saginaw! Sanitary sword a tuck Carol, I! Lo, rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan! I gas nine more hero men in Miami! Reviled, I? no na, live on I do. O, God!
- Batman: [claps] Wow! That was impressive!
- [throws a Batarang at Palindrome]