Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Purge (2014)

Rob Paulsen: Pinky - voice, Self

Quotes 

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain. But how can you have a Duck Dynasty if none of the people are ducks?

  The Brain : Goddamn it, Pinky! Can't you get at least one fucking thing right?

  [Peppy music starts to play them out] 

  The Brain : No, no, cut the music! Cut the music!

  Pinky : But I...

  The Brain : I've put up with this bullshit for too long!

  Pinky : Bullshit?

  The Brain : You are the syphilis to everything I've worked so hard for, you miserable, poisonous sack of disease!

  Pinky : But Brain...

  The Brain : Shove it, bitch! I could have had the world years ago if you didn't keep fucking it up!

  Pinky : Oh dear, I...

  The Brain : Do me a favor and just... just die! Just die for the sake of all humanity!

  Pinky : [sobbing]  Oh Brain! I can't believe it!

  The Brain : Oh, that's right! Cry! Oh, that's all your good for isn't it, you little shit!

  Pinky : Why?

  [It has to be noted that the impressions of the two mice are surprisingly accurate. Turns out, a cut away from the scene reveals Pinky and the Brain's ACTUAL voice actors, Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche respectively, acting out the scene in their hotel room, with the Critic in the background urging them on] 

  Maurie LaMarche : Wait a second. Hold up, Rob.

  Rob Paulsen : What?

  Maurie LaMarche : Are you sure this is for a kids show?

  Nostalgia Critic : Just say it. People have been wanting to hear it for years.

  Rob Paulsen : Oh really? Okay.

  Maurie LaMarche : Alright.

  The Brain : You are pestilence! That's right you are the pestilence of life! I don't usually believe in homicide, but if I could go back to the moment of your conception.

  Pinky : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!