Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Purge (2014)

James Jarosz: Polite Leader

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Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [about Polite Leader. Nostalgia Critic mistakenly calls him Henry]  Can we just give this guy his own reality show? Like "Survive a Conversation without Squirting Milk Through your Nose"? Or no! A Saturday morning show! A Saturday morning show where Henry reads to children! Please God, somebody make that happen!

  Announcer : Coming to ABC Family, "Reading With Henry".

  Polite Leader : Hello, children. Let's look at "Baby's First Mythos."

  [He opens a small picture book] 

  Polite Leader : C is for Cthulhu who sits in his palace in R'yleh. One sight of whom would leave most of us.

  [He starts laughing silently] 

  Polite Leader : Gibbering... Drooling... and Screaming! Just let us Puuuuurge!

  Announcer : Coming this fall to ABC Family!