Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
The Purge (2014)
Malcolm Ray: Malcolm, Gustavo 'Gus' Fring, Announcer
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Quotes
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Malcolm : You have to do a crossover.
Nostalgia Critic : I can't! It'd be too redundant!
Malcolm : You'd risk your own life for that?
Nostalgia Critic : Trust me, I have an issue about being redundant.
Casper : Timing!
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Nostalgia Critic : [about Polite Leader. Nostalgia Critic mistakenly calls him Henry] Can we just give this guy his own reality show? Like "Survive a Conversation without Squirting Milk Through your Nose"? Or no! A Saturday morning show! A Saturday morning show where Henry reads to children! Please God, somebody make that happen!
Announcer : Coming to ABC Family, "Reading With Henry".
Polite Leader : Hello, children. Let's look at "Baby's First Mythos."
[He opens a small picture book]
Polite Leader : C is for Cthulhu who sits in his palace in R'yleh. One sight of whom would leave most of us.
[He starts laughing silently]
Polite Leader : Gibbering... Drooling... and Screaming! Just let us Puuuuurge!
Announcer : Coming this fall to ABC Family!
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Nostalgia Critic : [Tamara and Malcolm are hunkered behind a desk holding assualt rifles and wearing giant mouse ears] Usually, I'd have to take something to see shit like this. What the hell are you guys doing?
Tamara : Preparing for the new law they're about to pass.
Nostalgia Critic : What law?
Malcolm : The law that will abolish crime!
Nostalgia Critic : What law?
Tamara : That will spread chaos in its wake!
Nostalgia Critic : What law?
Malcolm : It will ethically destroy what humanity stands for!
Nostalgia Critic : What law?
Tamara : The law that will split up Pinky and the Brain.
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Nostalgia Critic : That's not a law.
Tamara : Could be.
Nostalgia Critic : No it can't.
Malcolm : It makes so much sense!
Nostalgia Critic : It clearly doesn't.
Tamara : It seems like the road America is going down.
Nostalgia Critic : It's amazing how much it's not.
Malcolm : And how would you know, Mr. Expert?
Nostalgia Critic : Because it has nothing to do with crime! Crime is about breaking the law for your own personal gain, and this amazingly has nothing to do with that!
Tamara : It doesn't matter. We've set up security perimeters all around the studio just in case it causes world wind panic.
Nostalgia Critic : I suspect it would cause worldwide indifference.
