Quotes
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Steel : As a master of the art of relaxation, I had big plans to teach Max how to relax.
Maxwell 'Max' McGrath : I don't need anyone to teach me how to relax.
Steel : Oh, yeah? Then how do you do it?
Maxwell 'Max' McGrath : Uh, it's easy. You just, uh... re-lax.
Steel : No offense, but you don't get it. You can't help yourself. You're always adding activities, like inviting your friends along.
Maxwell 'Max' McGrath : Come on. It'll be fun.
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Roberto 'Berto' Martinez : Buenos días, fellow vacation seekers. Care to fly in my private jet to paradise? Just a three-hour tour.
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Kirby Kowalski : [watching Sydney surfing] I am so next.
Roberto 'Berto' Martinez : But, you didn't bring a bathing suit.
Kirby Kowalski : I don't believe in 'em. The ocean is Mother Nature's big washing machine, you know? Surf a barrel and get your clothes cleaned all at the same time.
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Mega Elementor : I will turn up the heat by turning up the cold!
Maxwell 'Max' McGrath : That makes no sense!
Steel : Well, he did just receive a mighty blow to the head.
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Steel : [in mock sympathy as Metal Elementor melts] Poor guy's sweatin' bullets.
Metal Elementor : I'm melting. What have you done?
Maxwell 'Max' McGrath : Well, you know what they say. You can't stand the heat...
Steel : Get out of the volcano.