- Captain Moreno: What is that, the third or fourth guy you've kneecapped this month, Riley?
- John Reese: Fourth, ma'am.
- Captain Moreno: I suppose I should give you points for being such a good shot.
- Jumpy Jerry: You don't look so tough.
- Harold Finch: It's because I have only two modes, Jerry. Calm, and furious. It's a rare person that sees the latter and lives to talk about it.
- Captain Moreno: The COMPSTAT numbers are an embarrassment. Homicides are up 20% in the last two months. I'm ready to fire me.
- Andre Cooper: See, that's your problem right there. You're cynical.
- Lionel Fusco: I'm not cynical, I just know that people are terrible.
- Andre Cooper: Well, that went poorly. Although I have heard in some cultures, spilling drinks on a woman is a mating ritual.
- Lionel Fusco: I don't know. This just ain't me. Who wears cufflinks, anyway? How do you put these things on by yourself?
- Andre Cooper: You're right. Cufflinks and perfectly-tailored pants are for suckers that just want to meet women. Maybe we could get you a track suit and a Barcalounger.
- Lionel Fusco: What's wrong with a track suit?
- Andre Cooper: Are you a track star?