BoJack Horseman (TV Series)
The Telescope (2014)
Stanley Tucci: Herb Kazzaz
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Quotes
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BoJack Horseman : Hey, buddy.
Herb Kazzaz : You come back for that vitamix, you...
[coughs]
BoJack Horseman : Ooh, you should get that look at.
Herb Kazzaz : Ha, yeah. I've been meaning to see a doctor.
BoJack Horseman : Hey, I wanted to talk to you about... You know, I... feel bad, about what happened.
Herb Kazzaz : So, you're apologizing.
BoJack Horseman : Yeah, I'm sorry.
Herb Kazzaz : Okay, I don't forgive you.
BoJack Horseman : Herb, I said I'm sorry.
Herb Kazzaz : Yeah, and I do not forgive you.
BoJack Horseman : Uugh! Not sure you get what's happening here. This could be the last time...
Herb Kazzaz : No, I'm not going to give you closure. You don't get that.
[coughs]
Herb Kazzaz : You have to live the shitty thing, you did, for the rest of your life. You have to know that it's never ever going to be okay.
BoJack Horseman : I really think that we'd both feel better if we...
Herb Kazzaz : I'm dying. I'm not gonna feel better. And I'm not gonna be your prop so you can feel better.
[coughs]
BoJack Horseman : You have to believe me, I did everything I could.
Herb Kazzaz : Yeah, then why didn't you call me? Huh? Twenty years you didn't call me.
BoJack Horseman : Look, I-I-I wanted to, but I didn't thin...
Herb Kazzaz : You know what it was like for me? I had nobody, everybody left. I knew all those showbiz phonies would turn on me, sure, but you?
BoJack Horseman : It's not my fault you got fired.
Herb Kazzaz : I don't care about the job! I did fine, I had a good life. But what I needed then was a friend, and you abandoned me, and I will never forgive you for that. Now get the fuck out of my house!
BoJack Horseman : I...
[sighs]
BoJack Horseman : [walks out of Herb's room, pokes his head for a second]
BoJack Horseman : Yeah, this is a dumb question, but the gay thing and rectal cancer thing aren't related, are they?
Herb Kazzaz : GET OUT OF HERE!
BoJack Horseman : Never mind, stupid question. Forget I brought it up.
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Herb Kazzaz : [after a fight over a telescope] You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you're not. In fact, you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admit to yourself that you're a selfish, goddamn coward who takes whatever he want, and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts! That's you! That's BoJack Horseman.
BoJack Horseman : I don't why I came here.
Herb Kazzaz : Yeah, you do.
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Herb Kazzaz : The show was never the same after I left, admit it!
BoJack Horseman : Some people prefer the later years!