Addicted to Fresno (2015)

Judy Greer: Shannon

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• Martha : You know, you've been edgy all morning, Shan. I thought those meetings were supposed to mellow you out?

  Shannon : It's called progress, not perfection. And it doesn't change the fact that I still live in this shitbowl.

  Martha : Hey, if you hate Fresno so much, why'd you come back?

  Shannon : Obviously, because I made a series of poor life decisions.

• Martha : Look, positive thinking means positive results. Hey, I own a home, that's my American dream!

  Shannon : Location, location, location.

• Martha : I just paid thousands to put you in rehab, and I double-mortgaged my house. You're not becoming a prostitute.

  Shannon : I'm not having sex. I'll be your pimp.

  Martha : I'm not touching sweaty balls!

  Shannon : They're not always sweaty... Just pretend they're tiny little boobs.

• Shannon : I just don't want to let anyone down anymore. I just don't want to let myself down anymore. And I want this part of my life -- this whole chunk -- to be over. And that's why I'm here, because I need help. I'm fucking tired of fucking. Fuck.

• Shannon : [Last line]  P.S., I hate you. Which, in case you forgot, means I love you like a sister.

• Martha : [teaching her how to be a hotel maid]  Okay, if I raped you right now what would you do?

  Shannon : No one's raping me in this uniform. It's not really my color.

  Martha : What you want to do in a rape situation is yell, "fire!"

  Shannon : Why wouldn't I yell rape?

  Martha : No one responds to that.

• Shannon : Who knew sex shops were such a cash poor business.

• Eric : You're married?

  Shannon : Yeah. What? I can be married. I totally got married. And nine days later I cheated on him and we got divorced. Super romantic like I said .. like a fairytale actually.

• [first lines] 

  Shannon : [narrating]  Shannon: They say having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know, whatever you do, she'll be there. Well, that was never our story. Our story is about how sisters can sink each other... really sink each other. b