- [first lines]
- Blaine DeBeers: Time to look alive, baby.
- Jackie: So, last night, is that a service you provide all your clients?
- AJ: I hear you're looking for Ray. And that you're into Asian dudes. I'm A.J. , and I'm into white girls. Really white girls. You might just be my Moby Dick. I didn't catch your name.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Melody.
- AJ: You sure about that?
- Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti: Please. It's been Melody, Melanie. She even tried to get me to start calling her Starfire last year, but I drew a line.
- Thug#1: [noticing plastic sheeting] Gonna do some painting in here, huh?
- Blaine DeBeers: In a manner of speaking. You come up with a name for your new start-up? I wouldn't give it another thought.
- [shoots both thugs in the head]
- Blaine DeBeers: It's no surprise, really. Most small businesses fail.
- AJ: [restrained by cops] What are you, lady?
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: Just a girl. You got your ass kicked by a girl. Get over it.
- AJ: You're a freak!
- [hauled away]
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [turning to Clive] I don't know how many Take Back the Night self-defense seminars they gave at your sorority house, but I could pretty much take out Batman with a spiral notebook and a student ID card.
- Olivia 'Liv' Moore: [narrating] I know it's not a different sun that came up this morning. But somehow, it looks sunnier. Ravi is hitting it off with Major, who seems willing to give me another shot at this friends thing. The "pretending to be something I'm not" isn't over, but at least Sammy's brain is out of my system, finally. I'm so ready to start looking forward instead of constantly watching my back. What's that old zombie saying? Today is the first day of the rest of your half-dead life.