- Han Lee: Whole food is where I come to get my groove on.
- Caroline Channing: Why is Chuck E. Cheese closed?
- Max Black: [to Sebastian after being introduced by Caroline] Yes, nice to meet you too and you can can just call me what you usually do... Oh God.
- Caroline Channing: So, What are you going to text him back?
- Max Black: Nothing! The only back and forth I want from this guy is on his back and for the fourth time.
- Oleg: Not you! Don't kid yourself. You couldn't handle this beast in the sheets.
- Caroline Channing: I could Totally handle you in the sheets, Oleg!
- Max Black: What are you fighting for Caroline?