- Barry Allen: But you guys have never even mentioned his name.
- Caitlin Snow: That's because Hartley had a... challenging personality.
- Cisco Ramon: Which she means is he was mostly a jerk, but, every once in a while, he could be a dick.
- [Joe laughs]
- Cisco Ramon: We need a picture.
- Barry Allen: I'm pretty sure rule number one of having a secret identity is not taking pictures of yourself in your super suit without a mask on.
- Cisco Ramon: Oh, come on, please! This is just for us. This is to document all this.
- Dr. Harrison Wells: Who knows? Maybe people in the future will want to know how all this happened.
- Barry Allen: All right, well, if you want the future to have the whole story, then we all need to be in it.
- Caitlin Snow: First, let me put on some makeup.
- Cisco Ramon: The future does not care about your makeup.
- Hartley Rathaway: Well, well, well, the gang's all here. You've lasted a lot longer than I would've thought, Cisco.
- Cisco Ramon: And you didn't last ten seconds against The Flash.
- Hartley Rathaway: Hm. I was thinking of calling myself Pied Piper.
- Cisco Ramon: Hey! I assign the nicknames around here - although that one's not bad.
- Hartley Rathaway: [to The Flash] Being scooped up by a guy clad in head-to-toe leather's a long-time fantasy of mine, so thanks.
- Dr. Harrison Wells: Hartley, allow me to introduce to you to Cisco Ramon. Mr. Ramon here is one of the finest mechanical engineers I have ever seen.
- Cisco Ramon: Wow. I can't believe Harrison Wells said that about me.
- Dr. Harrison Wells: I'm sure he'll prove to be an invaluable member of your team. Trust me.
- Hartley Rathaway: You I trust. I don't foresee myself trusting someone who showed up his first day of work at a billion dollar research facility wearing a t-shirt that says "Keep Calm and Han Shot First."
- The Flash: It's over, Rathaway.
- Hartley Rathaway: You know my name. I know some names too. Caitlyn Snow. Cisco Ramon. Harrison Wells. I can hear the radio waves emanating from your suit. About 1900 megahertz. Is that them on the other end, listening? Are they going to hear you die?
- The Flash: No. They're gonna hear you get your ass kicked.
- Cisco Ramon: Yo. This place is so dope.
- Hartley Rathaway: What a coincidence. We were thinking of making "Yo. This Place is So Dope" our new slogan.
- Barry Allen: Who is Hartley Rathaway?
- Dr. Harrison Wells: Hartley Rathaway is the prodigal son, and he has returned.
- Eric Larkin: Everyone, welcome Iris West, our new cub.
- Iris West: Hi.
- Eric Larkin: Anyone want to volunteer to be her mama bear? Mason, you picked a bad day to actually show up.
- Mason Bridge: I don't nanny.
- Eric Larkin: I lost the ability to make a joke back in '05. Today, you do.
- Dr. Harrison Wells: You are brilliant, and any anguish you have been through because of me was never my intent.
- Hartley Rathaway: Not bad, as far as heartfelt apologies go, except that wasn't for my benefit. That was for you, Flash. It feels good to have the great Harrison Wells behind you, doesn't it? But one day this man will turn on you... in a flash... and even you won't see it coming. My only hope: that he leaves you in better shape than he left me. If you're lucky, you'll only be dead, because every day I have to live with the agonizing, piercing screaming in my ears. Huh, I almost forgot I told your pet I know your deep, dark secret, Harrison. Have fun letting him in on that one.
- Barry Allen: [hearing Hartley converse alternately in Spanish, French and Latin with his colleagues] God, I wish I had taken a language in high school.