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Madalena : I'm bored, I'm leaving.
King Richard : Oh, my wife! I know we've had our ups and downs. Why, just a few days ago you made me cry so hard I could barely breathe - tell her, Gareth.
Gareth : Eight hours of my life I can't get back.
King Richard : I mean, but that's our thing. That's us! I'm not giving up on us.
Madalena : I want you to give up.
King Richard : No.
Madalena : Please give up.
King Richard : You can't make me.
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King Richard : Hey Gareth, did you see how excited Madalena got about this party? I should have shown her my magnanimous side weeks ago! Speaking of wife, is she still locked up there banging out jokes with the Jester?
Gareth : I suspect they're banging out a few things, yes, sir.
King Richard : Wonderful.
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King Richard : Chef, I've killed most of your family, right?
Chef : Wiped 'em all out, my king.
King Richard : Excellent. Tell me, what does a person do just before they die?
Chef : Well, my father cried.
Executioner : A lot of them do weep, actually.
Gareth : And they wet themselves.
King Richard : Oh!
Executioner : That's also true.