Galavant (TV Series)

It's All in the Executions (2015)

Vinnie Jones: Gareth

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Quotes 

• King Richard : Gareth, why do you always have to poop on the party?

  Gareth : Maybe because you've got to fight me to the death in the morning. Or maybe that your brother has decided that I'm gonna be his champion and for the first time ever, you've decided to fight one of your own battles, and your whole kingdom's at stake. Does that ring any bells?

  King Richard : Oh, are you worried about me, Gare-bear?

  Gareth : Don't call me that!

  King Richard : Well, I'm so sorry if I upset you the night before you probably kill me!

• Gareth : I've told you your whole life to grow a pair and you just won't listen. And now you're gonna die for it. Even though I'm the one who's gonna kill you, it's not my fault! It's not my fault! I warned you!

  [Gareth locks the King in a dungeon cell and storms away] 

  King Richard : I know you did, my friend.

• Kingsley : Gareth, I assume you like women? If you fight for me, I will give you land, a title and as many women as you desire. What's your type?

  Gareth : Either really fat or really skinny, nothing in between.