Galavant (TV Series)

It's All in the Executions (2015)

Joshua Sasse: Galavant

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Quotes 

• Galavant : [drunk]  Hi, pretty Izzy! Oh, you're so pretty. But not just your face, your brain! It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face.

• [singing] 

  Galavant , King Richard : Oh! We're off on a secret mission! We've got us a secret plan!

  Galavant : We're going to go and slay your bro.

  King Richard : As quietly as we can.

  Galavant , King Richard : We'll sneak up and then surprise him before he has time to think!

  King Richard : We're off on our way!

  Galavant : But first, another drink!

• [King Richard tells Galavant that he's never slept with Queen Madelena] 

  Galavant : Are we talking about the same Madelena?

  King Richard : Yes!

  Galavant : But you were married. You didn't... insist?

  King Richard : I'm not an animal! I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman and force her to marry me, but after that I'm all about a woman's rights. I'm a modern thirteenth century man.

• Galavant : Goodnight. Unless you wanna get a drink.

  King Richard : Oh, that's an interesting proposition. A little guy time between frenemies burnt by the same flame. Bros before hos, all that.

• Galavant : You wanna kill him in the head or do you wanna kill him in the neck?