Mom (TV Series)

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide (2014)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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• Violet : You could put a whole body in this fridge.

  Christy : [drops plate, nervously]  Why would you say that?

  Violet : Because it's huge.

  Christy : Oh... well, you couldn't put a body in there... you'd have to chop it up into little pieces...

  Bonnie : Stop talking.

• Baxter : Killer house, guys.

  Christy : [tensely]  You mean *great* house, right?

  Baxter : Uh, yeah.

  Christy : Then say that!

  Bonnie : Remind me to play poker with you.

• Christy : What if the Fisherman's out there?

  Baxter : Who's the Fisherman?

  Bonnie : The madman who killed all the people in this house.

  Baxter : He killed *all* the people?

  Christy : And their dog.

  Baxter : Awww!

  Christy : Violet and Roscoe cannot know about this.

  Baxter : I wish *I* didn't know about this!

  [thunder claps] 

• Beth : I might be able to help you. I'm a real estate agent.

  Christy : Oh. I know you from the bus benches.

  Bonnie : Oh, yeah. I've sat on your face.

  Beth : A lot of people have.

• Baxter : Were you guys walking around in the back yard a minute ago?

  Christy : No.

  Baxter : Huh, that's strange.

  Christy : Why?

  Bonnie : Hold up, how high are you?

  Baxter : No more than usual.

  Christy : Did you see anyone?

  Bonnie : I'm asking the questions. Did you see anyone?

  Baxter : No, just sounded like someone walking around.

  Bonnie : That doesn't prove anything.

  Christy : Hold on, just because he's high doesn't mean he's imagining things.

  Baxter : [laughs]  It usually does.

• John : The papers call him the Fisherman on account of him gutting all his victims.

  Christy : Gutting them?

  John : Yep, and filleting them.

  Christy : Filleting?

  John : Yep, did everything except bread them and dip them in tartar sauce.

• Bonnie : We should get a couple guns and go back.

  Christy : Seriously?

  Bonnie : Come on, the guy had a fishhook, who wins that showdown?

• John : I haven't seen you gals here before.

  Bonnie : We just moved into a house up a piece from here.

  Christy : 'A piece'?

  Bonnie : When in Rome.

  John : Which house?

  Christy : A lovely clapboard house at the end of Magnolia.

  John : Oh, you moved into the Williams house.

  Christy : I guess so.

  John : You heard about what happened there?

  Bonnie : We did.

  Christy : Yeah, but it was such a long time ago, and we just love the house.

  John : Actually it was only 9 months ago and they never found the person who did it.

• Beth : I might be able to help you out with finding a house.

  Christy : Only if it's free.

  Beth : No, but the owners are highly motivated.

  Bonnie : That's code for 'something's wrong'.

• Christy : Look, Beth, this house is beautiful, but it can't possibly be within our price range.

  Beth : Not even at $900 a month?

  Bonnie : [they look at each other]  Did somebody *die* here?

  Beth : A few people.

• Bonnie : When you say triple homicide, were they drug dealers and asking for it?

  Beth : No, a Sunday school teacher, her husband, their teenage son, and their dog.

  Christy : Awwww...

  Christy , Bonnie : Not the dog!

• Christy : We found a beautiful four bedroom house to rent.

  Marjorie : How can you afford that?

  Christy : Well we got a great deal because

  [looks at Roscoe, whispers to Marjorie] 

  Christy : a few people were killed there, and their dog.

  Marjorie : Awww!

• Christy : [to Bonnie]  If that's the Fisherman, I just want you to know... you were a horrible mother.

• Bonnie : [at the country grocery store]  Hey Christy, look, pickles in a barrel.

  Christy : Should we try them?

  Bonnie : Nope, I dropped my gum in there.