Mom (TV Series)

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide (2014)

Crista Flanagan: Beth

Quotes 

• Beth : I might be able to help you. I'm a real estate agent.

  Christy : Oh. I know you from the bus benches.

  Bonnie : Oh, yeah. I've sat on your face.

  Beth : A lot of people have.

• Beth : I might be able to help you out with finding a house.

  Christy : Only if it's free.

  Beth : No, but the owners are highly motivated.

  Bonnie : That's code for 'something's wrong'.

• Christy : Look, Beth, this house is beautiful, but it can't possibly be within our price range.

  Beth : Not even at $900 a month?

  Bonnie : [they look at each other]  Did somebody *die* here?

  Beth : A few people.

• Bonnie : When you say people died here, what do you mean, old age, natural causes?

  Beth : No, triple homicide.

• Bonnie : When you say triple homicide, were they drug dealers and asking for it?

  Beth : No, a Sunday school teacher, her husband, their teenage son, and their dog.

  Christy : Awwww...

  Christy , Bonnie : Not the dog!

• Beth : I need an answer right away because I have several other people looking at this house.

  Bonnie : No you don't.