Kurt Angle: Kurt Angle

Quotes 

• The Rock : Kurt Angle, you're gonna have to forgive The Rock for interrupting your homecoming, but The Rock couldn't help but listen to what you were saying, so quite frankly, The Rock came out here to correct you. Number one, to actually say that you had something to do with Mario Lemieux's return, to actually say that you had something to do with Mario Lemieux's success here in Pittsburgh... let's see, how can The Rock put this lightly? Actually, frankly speaking, it's the biggest bucket of penguin piss The Rock has ever seen!

  [the crowd cheers] 

  The Rock : And secondly, you come out here and you call yourself role model, hero, and champion. While those might be true, you are forgetting to call yourself one little thing, and that's the biggest roody-poo, bug-eyed, milk-drinking suck-ass kiss-ass, a hundred percent grade-A candy ass The Rock has ever seen!

  [the crowd cheers again] 

  The Rock : Kurt Angle, you show your footage of things you've said in the past, so The Rock went out and found some footage of his own. Kurt Angle, we all know that you don't like pie, but do you like... pizza?

  Kurt Angle : Rock, don't you even think about it. Don't you even try to...

  The Rock : Shut your mouth and roll the footage!

  [on the TitanTron, a local TV commercial that Kurt did for Pizza Outlet is shown] 

  The Rock : Kurt, what in the blue hell was that?