- Self - Host: Who homeschooled you? Who taught you these words?
- Miranda Sings: My mother started but I fired her. So now I teach myself.
- Self - Host: I see.
- Miranda Sings: She was not a good teacher-er.
- Self - Host: I just really want you to have a nice time.
- Miranda Sings: I'm having a nice time.
- Self - Host: Oh, good. Well, maybe you tell your FACE.
- Self - Host: You didn't use your blinker.
- Miranda Sings: Sorry. I'm sorry. I think this is the most I've ever apologized in my life.
- Self - Host: How does it feel?
- Miranda Sings: Bad.