Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Goes to a Party! (2015)
Mark Harelik: Julian Voorhees
Quotes
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[Julian, a foot fetishist, is staring at Jacqueline's feet]
Jacqueline Voorhees : [pointing to her breasts] Hey. Eyes up here. You don't get these feet.
Julian Voorhees : You're withholding the twins?
Jacqueline Voorhees : Feet are for good boys. Not for liars and cheaters.
Julian Voorhees : Oh, for God's sake. Is that what this is about? You think I'm having an affair?
Jacqueline Voorhees : You've done it before.
Julian Voorhees : With you! And that was different. My first wife...
Jacqueline Voorhees : Turned fifty. I know. And I would never do that to you.
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Julian Voorhees : So how's Broadway treating you?
Ashton Splode : Oh, standing Os every night. Because of my back.
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[the Voorheeses sit down to a session with their marriage counselor]
Jacqueline Voorhees : Dr. Goodman, thank you so much for seeing us on such short notice. I need help. I keep dumping my insecurities on Julian.
Julian Voorhees : She was acting like a real first wife last night.