Star vs. the Forces of Evil (TV Series)

Star Comes to Earth/Party with a Pony (2015)

Jenny Slate: Pony Head

Quotes 

• Marco Diaz : Holy pixels! So many video games!

  Pony Head : Yes, I knew you would like it here. This place is full of squares.

• Pony Head : You're going down, downer!

  Marco Diaz : Oh, yeah? Well, your mother's a horse!

  Pony Head : Uh, okay, and your point would be?

  Star Butterfly : Aw, look at you two getting along.

• Star Butterfly : Whoo! Now... just you two! A souvenir from the night my besties became besties. Yay.

  [leaves the booth] 

  Pony Head : [glares at Marco]  Listen. We are not gonna be besties. We are not even gonna be second-besties.

  [the booth takes a photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and a caption reads "Super Kawaii"] 

  Marco Diaz : "Second-besties"? That's not even a thing!

  Pony Head : Ohhhh! You wanna make this a thing?

  [the booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head smiling, and captions read "LETS ENJOY", "HAY GURL!", and "PARTY LIFE"] 

  Pony Head : Look here, Earth Turd. This night is really important to me. You mess that up, and you're gonna get the horn!

  [Pony Head points her unicorn horn at Marco's neck. The booth takes another photo of Marco and Pony Head, and captions read "WE ARE COOL!" and "#1"] 

  Pony Head : Got it? Good. Real good. Later!

  [Pony Head exits the booth, leaving a frightened and shuddering Marco. The booth takes a photo of Marco's frightened face, and a caption reads "OH NO SHE DINT!"] 

• Pony Head : I heard you're looking to ride with a pony! So come and get me!

• Pony Head : Uh, heh, funny story. You're gonna love it... I kinda ditched him and left him in the other dimension. Oops.

  [chuckling] 

  Star Butterfly : What?

  Pony Head : B-Fly!

  Star Butterfly : How could you do that to my best friend?

  Pony Head : Best friend? Last time I checked, the best friend was me!

  Star Butterfly : I can have two best friends. Unless one of them is a friend-ditching liar.

  Pony Head : That Earth Turd means that much to you?

  Star Butterfly : He's the best turd I've ever known.

  Pony Head : [sighs]  Okay.