Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Midday Run (2015)

David Herman: Mr. Frond

Quotes 

• Zeke : [to Mr. Frond]  I told you, my grandma's about to go under...

  Mr. Frond : Oh, spare me the grandma stuff. Grandma excuses are older than grandmas themselves.

• Tina Belcher : You called us, Mr. Frond?

  Mr. Frond : Ah, Tina, my star hall monitor and Regular Sized Rudy, my fixer-upper hall monitor.

  Regular Sized Rudy : I'll get there.

• Mr. Frond : Tina, I need you to escort Zeke to the principal's office. I'd do it myself, but I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and I need to put it in rice immediately. Has anyone tried that? Does it work?

  Zeke : Ha! Mr. Frond's got a smell phone.

• Mr. Frond : Zeke, come back here!

  Tina Belcher : Let him go, Mr. Frond. He's going to see his grandma before she has surgery.

  Mr. Frond : His grandma? You naive little wide-eyed candy-dandy fool. This is Zeke we're talking about. Once, he faked lice. I think he used Sea-Monkeys.