Mom (TV Series)
Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate (2014)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Christy : All he did was sit on the couch, smoking pot and yelling out wrong answers to "Jeopardy!", and never once in the form of a question!
Violet : Yeah well *you* would get drunk and disappear for days on end.
Christy : Oh that's not true.
Violet : Remember Roscoe's 1st grade graduation?
[pause]
Violet : Of course you don't, because you were too hungover to get out of bed. But Baxter was there.
Christy : He went to Roscoe's graduation?
Violet : Actually he went to the 3rd grade graduation first, but the point is he was there.
Christy : Whoopty do, he showed up for one event! Let's put him on a stamp!
Violet : You may not want to remember those days, but I do.
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Christy : [after imagining Mr. Perugian hacking off her hand for not paying the rent, groans] And I just had my nails done.
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Mr. Perugian : [Christy imagines how the conversation will go] You want to give me $50? You owe me four THOUSAND dollars!
Christy : But I don't have four thousand dollars.
Mr. Perugian : And now you don't have your hand!
[hacks Christy's hand off with a cleaver]