All Grown Up! (TV Series)
Memoirs of a Finster (2004)
Dionne Quan: Kimi Finster
Quotes
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[Kimi sits on her bed, rapidly opening and closing her hand fan; Chuckie comes in]
Chuckie Finster : Kimi, I'm sorry I screwed up your kabuki thing. You mad?
Kimi Finster : No, especially since I was just as lame as you were. Lamer, even.
Chuckie Finster : It's not a total lose. We could always cash in on our humiliation by submitting the tape to America's Dumbest Home Videos.
[Kimi giggles]
Chuckie Finster : Goodnight. I mean, oyasumi.
[they bow to each other; Chuckie goes to leave, but stops upon noticing Kimi's family tree]
Kimi Finster : I finished it. What do you think?
Chuckie Finster : [studies the family tree] I think...
[crosses his arms]
Chuckie Finster : I think... you're *missing* some *people*!
Kimi Finster : Wha--? Who?
Chuckie Finster : Me and my dad! How come we're not on here? Don't we count?
Kimi Finster : Of course you count!
Chuckie Finster : I spent days practicing kabuki, learnt Japanese, even wore *bird poop* on my face, and I don't get a branch on your family tree? Not even a measly twig? And let me tell ya something, sister! Bird poop is a *lot* thicker... than... *water*!
Kimi Finster : You don't understand, Chuckie! I love you and you'll *always* be my brother, but the truth is... I'm not... a real Finster.
[Chuckie gasps; fade to black]
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[last lines; Chuckie is fast asleep; Kimi stands in the doorway and rapidly turns the bedroom light on and off; Chuckie opens his eyes]
Kimi Finster : Time to get up.
Chuckie Finster : [puts on his glasses and groans] It's 5:00AM, and it's Saturday.
[pulls the covers over his head]
Kimi Finster : [approaches Chuckie's bed] Nicole's party is tonight, and from what Susie said, you're gonna need all the skating practice you can get.
Chuckie Finster : [tosses and turns under the covers] Oh, why don't you start being a Finster again later?
Kimi Finster : [groans] Brothers.
[pulls the covers off; she and Chuckie pillow fight and laugh; outside view of the Finster house]
Charles "Chas" Finster : Keep it down in there!
Kimi Finster , Chuckie Finster : Sorry, Dad!
[they laugh; fade to black; end credits]
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Kimi Finster : [talking on the phone whilst laying on her belly on her bed] My great-uncle? No way! Yeah, I wrote it all down. OK, bye, Dad. I love you too.
[hangs up; Chuckie enters with an ink pad and a roll of paper]
Chuckie Finster : Why are you calling Dad on the phone when he's right downstairs?
Kimi Finster : [scoffs] Not that dad, my *other* dad. You know, the one who *looks* like me.
[sits up]
Chuckie Finster : Oh, right. Sometimes I forget. Lose a sock. I need your footprint for my family tree: Finster Feet Throughout the Ages.
[opens the ink pad]
Chuckie Finster : You get pink.
[Kimi takes off her right sock]
Chuckie Finster : So, when are you teaching me how to skate? Nicole's party is, let's see... *soon*!
Kimi Finster : [walks over and presses her barefoot on the ink pad] Oh, Chuckie! I'm just so knee-deep in research, and it's really important to me.
Chuckie Finster : [unrolls his picture of a tree with coloured footprints on it] Well, learning to skate is really important to me!
Kimi Finster : [adds her footprint to the picture] Chuckie, this is my *life* we're talking about!
[sits back down on her bed; Chuckie groans, collects his picture and leaves]
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Kira Finster : [holding a bonsai tree] Your great-grandmother was famous for cultivating the smallest bonsai trees in all of UNKNOWN PLACE.
Kimi Finster : No *wonder* I like tiny corn! What about my great-grandparents on the other side?
Kira Finster : You mean, your father's-- Um, *Hiro's* side of the family?
Kimi Finster : Yeah! I want to know everything!
Kira Finster : [touches Kimi's shoulder] In that case, you better call Hiro when he gets back to Japan next week. I want to show you something, Kimi-chan.
[they go to the garage; Kira opens a trunk; Kimi takes out a hand fan and fans her hair; Kira takes out two kimonos, one green and one blue]
Kira Finster : Try it on.
[Kimi wears the blue kimono, Kira the green one; they stand in front of a mirror]
Kira Finster : It's almost like going back in time.
[they bow; Kira's kimono rips and exposes her underwear]
Kira Finster : Apparently, *very* far back.
[they laugh]
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[Tommy, Dil, Trevor, Phil, Lil, Betty and Susie are attending a Japanese tea ceremony at the Finster house; Chas, Kira, Chuckie and Kimi wear kimonos]
Kimi Finster : And the ceremony is my way of introducing you to my Japanese culture.
[clasps her hands and bows]
Kimi Finster : Hai dozo.
[everybody repeats the gesture]
Betty DeVille : [her back cracks as she bows] Hai *dozo*!
[groans]
Betty DeVille : My back! OK, carry on. I'm fine.