- Cinema Snob: Seeing how Ted White also played a baddie at the beginning of "Romancing the Stone", I think I know what's going through Tommy's head right now.
- [the clip of Tommy hacking Jason to death with his machete plays]
- Kathleen Turner: [in voiceover] That was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog and stole my bible!