2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the Past and the Furious (2015)
Kat Dennings: Max Black
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Quotes
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Caroline Channing : [Max is trying to get Caroline to put her feet in the beach sand] Ah, yeah. That feels nice. The cold sand between my toes. But, Max, don't look. That middle nail's a horror show.
Max Black : Too late. Thought it was a pistachio for a second.
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Max Black : Scotty to the bridge. This is Captian Kirk. Scotty to the bridge.
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Max Black : Mr. Sulu, fire all phasers.
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Caroline Channing : What is wrong with you?
Max Black : Have you got a pen and paper?
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Caroline Channing : You know what you are? You are reckless.
Max Black : You know, all this time, I thought you were a ride-or-die kind of bitch.
Caroline Channing : I *am* a a ride-or-die kind of bitch. What's a a ride-or-die kind of bitch?
[Caroline pulls out her phone to look up "ride-or-die kind of bitch" on Google]
Max Black : Are you Googling "ride-or-die kind of bitch"?
Caroline Channing : I would be, but I only have two bars.
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Caroline Channing : [Caroline has gotten out to push the car out of the sand] Get ready!
Max Black : What are you doing?
Caroline Channing : I'm pushing us out of here.
[Max revs the engine]
Caroline Channing : All because I'm a ride-or-die kind of bitch.
[pause]
Caroline Channing : I think.
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Max Black : Door's up, Lt. Uhura.
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Han Lee : [Han Lee comes in with a CPR doll] Okay, everybody, gather around.
Max Black : Who knew it was "bring your girlfriend to work" day?
Han Lee : She is not my girlfriend. Judy is a CPR doll and the hardest working girl in this diner.
Caroline Channing : [Caroline comes out from the diner work area] Oh, Han you shouldn't bring your sex doll out in public.
Han Lee : This is not my girlfriend or a sex doll!