2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Past and the Furious (2015)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Caroline Channing : No scratches. The Lamborghini is fine. But thanks to you, I'm a Rent-A-Wreck.

• Caroline Channing : [Max is trying to get Caroline to put her feet in the beach sand]  Ah, yeah. That feels nice. The cold sand between my toes. But, Max, don't look. That middle nail's a horror show.

  Max Black : Too late. Thought it was a pistachio for a second.

• Caroline Channing : I probably feel worse then Demi Moore did when she turned 50.

• Caroline Channing : What is wrong with you?

  Max Black : Have you got a pen and paper?

• Caroline Channing : You know what you are? You are reckless.

  Max Black : You know, all this time, I thought you were a ride-or-die kind of bitch.

  Caroline Channing : I *am* a a ride-or-die kind of bitch. What's a a ride-or-die kind of bitch?

  [Caroline pulls out her phone to look up "ride-or-die kind of bitch" on Google] 

  Max Black : Are you Googling "ride-or-die kind of bitch"?

  Caroline Channing : I would be, but I only have two bars.

• Caroline Channing : [Caroline has gotten out to push the car out of the sand]  Get ready!

  Max Black : What are you doing?

  Caroline Channing : I'm pushing us out of here.

  [Max revs the engine] 

  Caroline Channing : All because I'm a ride-or-die kind of bitch.

  [pause] 

  Caroline Channing : I think.

• Han Lee : [Han Lee comes in with a CPR doll]  Okay, everybody, gather around.

  Max Black : Who knew it was "bring your girlfriend to work" day?

  Han Lee : She is not my girlfriend. Judy is a CPR doll and the hardest working girl in this diner.

  Caroline Channing : [Caroline comes out from the diner work area]  Oh, Han you shouldn't bring your sex doll out in public.

  Han Lee : This is not my girlfriend or a sex doll!