- Caroline Channing: [Max is trying to get Caroline to put her feet in the beach sand] Ah, yeah. That feels nice. The cold sand between my toes. But, Max, don't look. That middle nail's a horror show.
- Max Black: Too late. Thought it was a pistachio for a second.
- Caroline Channing: You know what you are? You are reckless.
- Max Black: You know, all this time, I thought you were a ride-or-die kind of bitch.
- Caroline Channing: I *am* a a ride-or-die kind of bitch. What's a a ride-or-die kind of bitch?
- [Caroline pulls out her phone to look up "ride-or-die kind of bitch" on Google]
- Max Black: Are you Googling "ride-or-die kind of bitch"?
- Caroline Channing: I would be, but I only have two bars.
- Caroline Channing: [Caroline has gotten out to push the car out of the sand] Get ready!
- Max Black: What are you doing?
- Caroline Channing: I'm pushing us out of here.
- [Max revs the engine]
- Caroline Channing: All because I'm a ride-or-die kind of bitch.
- [pause]
- Caroline Channing: I think.
- Han Lee: [Han Lee comes in with a CPR doll] Okay, everybody, gather around.
- Max Black: Who knew it was "bring your girlfriend to work" day?
- Han Lee: She is not my girlfriend. Judy is a CPR doll and the hardest working girl in this diner.
- Caroline Channing: [Caroline comes out from the diner work area] Oh, Han you shouldn't bring your sex doll out in public.
- Han Lee: This is not my girlfriend or a sex doll!