- Caroline Channing: Let's do something to make Han never want to spy on us again!
- Max Black: Oleg, open your pants; Earl, fly that thing in there!
- Caroline Channing: Wait, but first, take off your underwear!
- Oleg: [scoffing] Underwear! What am I, five?
- John: I just came by because I may know a way for Max to make some extra money.
- Caroline Channing: Whatever it is, she'll do it!
- Max Black: That was my yearbook quote!
- Sophie Kachinsky: Wow, I really like your new place! It's so fresh and pretty - it kinda looks like a douche commercial!