Dark Matter (TV Series)

Episode #1.7 (2015)

Marc Bendavid: One

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• [the Android, trying to make herself more appealing like Wendy the Android, tries out alternate accents when she comes across One in a hallway] 

  The Android : [British accent]  'Ello, you look to be in a right smashing good mood. You'll be chuffed to 'ear I've found a way ter convert the engine's residual byproducts into a nutritious, protein-rich meal supplement.

  One : Why are you talking like that?

  The Android : [Scottish accent]  Och, ye've noticed. It just so happens that I too come programmed wif several unique linguistic varieties.

  The Android : [German accent]  Zhere ofer two tozen eccents to choose vrom. You can zelect vone or ve can go vith a taily hrotation.

  One : I umm, I don't...

  The Android : [Jamaican accent]  Don't worry about it, mon. Yuh dun havtah decide rite dis second. Dere's ova twooooo dozon.

  One : No. Just... no.

  [One walks off] 

  The Android : [Australian accent]  Maybe we can twalk about it a bit layta then.

  [the Android seems disappointed, then zips her top all the way back up] 

• One : Apparently all systems are operating below optimal levels.

  Two : The Android is on top of it.

  One : Also, our food stores are down to four days and our water levels have dropped.

  Two : I do love my long showers.

  One : She's working on shoring up the recycling system. I told her if it means drinking other people's urine than I'd rather die of dehydration.

  Two : You're fine with drinking your own though?

  One : Gotta draw the line somewhere.

• Wendy the Android : What would you like to do now? I'm programmed with various recreational subroutines. Do you like fun?

  One : I guess.

  Wendy the Android : What kind of fun would you like to have? We could dance. Play a game.

  One : Umm, no thank you. I was actually about to lie down.

  Wendy the Android : Excellent. Would you like me to join? I'm adept at a wide variety of contemporary erotic techniques: quasaring, the infinite moebius, dunking the cosmic donut...

  One : That's - I really shouldn't. Umm, wait, what was that last one?

• Wendy the Android : What would you like to do now? I'm programmed with various recreational subroutines. Do you like fun?

  One : Uhh, uhh I guess.

  Wendy the Android : What kind of fun would you like to have? We could dance. Play a game.

  One : Umm, no thank you.

  One : I was actually about to lie down.

  Wendy the Android : Excellent. Would you like me to join?I'm adept at a wide variety of contemporary erotic techniques:quasaring, the infinite moebius, dunking the cosmic donut...

  One : That's - I really shouldn't.

  One : That's - I really shouldn't. Umm, wait. What was that last one?

  Wendy the Android : On the other hand, if you prefer male anatomy I come with interchangeable parts.

  One : No no no no. I appreciate the offer.