Scream Queens (TV Series)

Seven Minutes in Hell (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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• Chanel #3 : My sex life up until this point is what you'd call unusual. When I turned 18, I started dating one of my dad's friends. He committed suicide by running himself over with a golf cart at the club. The guy I dated here last year got so obsessed with my ears he had to leave school. Now he writes me letters threatening to cut them off if he ever sees them again. Which is why I always wear my earmuffs.

• Chanel #3 : I'm Charles Manson's daughter. His charisma and madness is in my blood. When I love someone, it drives them insane.

• Chanel #3 : Believe me when I say that if it was possible for me to feel anything, I would totally be crying right now.

• Chanel #5 : I'm a freak! I mean, the only reason I'm in this house is because I'm a legacy. Nobody actually likes me. Chanel has the whole campus convinced that my vagina has teeth!

  Chanel #3 : You are totally gonna find another guy. You're super-cute, and you're a Kappa. And I'm sure there's some awesome dude out there who will accept you for who you are, vaginal teeth and all.

• Chanel #3 : I'm pretty sure I was born without that part of the brain that actually feels stuff.

• Chad Radwell : Of course you're the killer. Your dad's Charles Manson, dude. If you're not the killer you should probably, you know, give it a shot. I think you'd be pretty good at it.

  Chanel #3 : Thanks.

• Sam : I wanna us to talk about the other thing you said, about how you thought you had feelings for me.

  Chanel #3 : The only feelings I have for you now are raged and pissed-offedness.

• Chanel #3 : Sam dying taught me that next time I feel love for someone, I'm going to tell them - right away - just in case they're murdered before I can.

  Chanel #5 : It was like her final gift to you.

  Chanel #3 : That's a nice way of thinking about it. It makes me feel a little less guilty about condemning her to die by daring her to go down to the basement alone.

• Chanel #5 : I'd always felt like I won the lottery with Roger and Dodger! I mean, I never thought they'd both get killed!

  Chanel #3 : What are the chances, right?

  Chanel #5 : I just feel like I'm never gonna find a guy who likes me, let alone two who look exactly alike!

• Chanel #3 : We can be alibilibidibuddies and do our best to protect each other, but our vaginas may never touch. It's too dangerous.

• Chanel Oberlin : We all know you've been cozying up to Predatory Lez because you think she knows karate.

  Chanel #3 : I just like hanging out with her. She's cool to talk to. She knows a lot about... stuff.

  Chanel Oberlin : Are you going lesbian, #3? Because while I get that lezzie pledge is kind of cute in a 'If Bruce Lee were a D.J.' kinda way, I don't think we should be having sex with pledges!

• Chanel #3 : Was I interrupting you?

  Sam : No, it's cool. I was just practicing looking disinterested.

  Chanel #3 : Do you do that too? Because when I was a kid, no one liked me cuz my dad was rich so I started acting like I didn't care. But then I realized I really wasn't pretending and I actually didn't care.

• [Sam has been suffocated with plastic] 

  Chad Radwell : Dude, she looks like pre-packaged meat from the supermarket.

  Zayday Williams : Chanel #3 is standing right here! Show some respect!

  Chanel #3 : We weren't dating.

• Chanel #5 : I'm sorry about Sam.

  Chanel #3 : Thanks. I'll miss her. I loved her... Her tattoos and the way she wore that hat without any irony at all.

• Chanel #3 : She awakened a deep sexual honesty in me that up until now I was afraid to admit.

  Chanel #5 : Wait, you're a lesbian?

  Chanel #3 : No. At first my feelings for Sam made me think I was, but then in that moment, when I kissed her, I realized I didn't care if she was a girl or a guy. Basically I'm in love with love.

• Chanel #3 : Let's make a pact, no matter what happens, no matter what we have to sacrifice, what laws we have to break, what bodies we have to step over, you and I are going to outlive Chanel. Deal?

  Chanel #5 : Deal.