Scream Queens (TV Series)

Ghost Stories (2015)

Niecy Nash: Denise Hemphill

Quotes 

• Chanel Oberlin : I don't understand why you're making us bubble-wrap each item of clothing.

  Denise Hemphill : Are you kidding me? How much did this dress cost?

  Chanel Oberlin : Sixty-three thousand dollars.

  Denise Hemphill : Uh yeah, okay! When something costs *sixty-three thousand dollars*, you wrap it in bubble-wrap.

• Denise Hemphill : When I get scared and I feel like, like, ISIS done broke in my house, I tell myself real scary ghost stories and then my fear of the ISIS is replaced and I'm scared of the Candyman, who returns from the dead when you say his name five times. Candyman, Candyman!

• Denise Hemphill : Them Japanese got all manner of weirdass ghost stories and the one about the Kappa is the creepiest of all. They live in the sewer and they just waitin' for you to sit your ass on the toilet so they can REACH UP and grab you, SNATCH you by the vagina, and drown your crushed body in raw sewage! The... end.

• Chanel #5 : He's not gonna stop until all of us are dead! He is the predator and we are the prey. They only way to stop the killings? Cut off his food supply.

  Chanel #3 : Wait. When did he start eating us?

  Denise Hemphill : Yeah.

  Chanel #5 : Well, you know, you guys are more than welcome to stay here and be the next on his list, but I am leaving campus immediately.

  [gies to door, then turns back, sighs] 

  Chanel #5 : Not that it matters. I wouldn't put it past him to hunt all of us down one by one.

  [leaves] 

  Chanel Oberlin : Let's wait to hear if she makes it downstairs to make sure the killer isn't still here.

  Denise Hemphill : Mm-hmm.