Scream Queens (TV Series)

Ghost Stories (2015)

Abigail Breslin: Chanel #5

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• Chanel #5 : Chanel, you cannot just run around murdering people. Okay? That just means you're the killer.

  Chanel #3 : It makes her A killer not THE killer.

• Chanel Oberlin : No more ghost stories!

  Chanel #5 : Or at least stop setting them in bathrooms!

  Chanel Oberlin : I really have to pee but there is no way I'm going anywhere near a toilet, so if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna look for a salad bowl to squat over under the stairwell.

• Chanel Oberlin : We have to figure out a way to get rid of Chanel #6.

  Chanel #5 : When you say "get rid of her," do you mean, like, force her to leave or kill her?

  Chanel Oberlin : Honestly #5, do you think I'm insane? The bitch seduced my boyfriend into getting her pregnant! Of course I mean "kill her!"

• Chanel #5 : I cannot believe that no one is comforting me after I was almost murdered by the Red Devil, who was in the back seat of my car, and then I barely escaped as some poor, old truck driver was hacked to death with a machete! I mean, you know, I thought I could at least get some props for coming back with such an amazing, scary story.

  Chanel Oberlin : Actually, #5, that story is neither scary nor amazing. That story is an exact facsimile of the hook-hand story Hester told about an hour ago. Honestly, if you're gonna get attacked, please attempt to get attacked in a fresh and exciting way.

• Chanel #3 : I am personally being haunted by a ghost... Late last night, I was walking around campus and I saw the ghost of dead gay Boone. The ghost of dead gay Boone is walking the earth. We had, like, a full conversation.

  Chanel #5 : That is so stupid because ghosts don't exist.

  Chanel #3 : Oh really? Then why won't my hands stop shaking?

  Chanel Oberlin : Because you're hungover.

  Chanel #3 : Of course I'm hungover. You know why I had to get hammered last night? Because I saw the ghost of dead gay Boone!

• Chanel #5 : He's not gonna stop until all of us are dead! He is the predator and we are the prey. They only way to stop the killings? Cut off his food supply.

  Chanel #3 : Wait. When did he start eating us?

  Denise Hemphill : Yeah.

  Chanel #5 : Well, you know, you guys are more than welcome to stay here and be the next on his list, but I am leaving campus immediately.

  [gies to door, then turns back, sighs] 

  Chanel #5 : Not that it matters. I wouldn't put it past him to hunt all of us down one by one.

  [leaves] 

  Chanel Oberlin : Let's wait to hear if she makes it downstairs to make sure the killer isn't still here.

  Denise Hemphill : Mm-hmm.

• Chanel Oberlin : Listen up, hogface sluts. Just because tonight's our last night at Kappa House before we're forced to evacuate campus doesn't mean you get to mope around acting all sad!

  Chanel #5 : Why would we be sad? This is a house of death! Six people have been murdered here in a month, now we finally get to leave!

• Chanel Oberlin : I'm about to be, like, *super* rich.

  Chanel #5 : Not if the ghost murders you first.

  Chanel #3 : Or it follows you home and murders you here.

  Hester Ulrich : Or if you get murdered tonight because it's the last night of Kappa Kappa Tau and it seems *highly* likely that the killer will come after us.

• Chanel #5 : You killed her! Chanel #6 is dead!

  Chanel Oberlin : I realize that my killing neckbrace might just seem like a bridge too far, but trust me when I say this had to happen! And I'm confident that I'll be able to redeem myself morally in everyone's eyes.