Scream Queens (TV Series)

Ghost Stories (2015)

Nick Jonas: Boone Clemens

Quotes 

• Chanel #3 : You're Boone. You were killed by the Red Devil, which means...

  Boone Clemens : Fine. Okay, you caught me. I'm...

  Chanel #3 : A ghost!

  Boone Clemens : Yeah. Yeah, I'm- I'm the ghost of dead Booooone!

• Zayday Williams : Nice shirt.

  Boone Clemens : Thank you. You know what it's made out of?

  Zayday Williams : What?

  Boone Clemens : Boyfriend material.

• Boone Clemens : I don't wanna be dead anymore, bro. Look, if I can get Zayday to love me and have sex with me, I can stay on earth.

  Chad Radwell : Wait, how does that work?

  Boone Clemens : Haven't you ever heard the phrase, "Once you go black, you never go back?"

• Gigi Caldwell : You jeopardized a plan that was almost twenty years in the making when you kidnapped Zayday. Then you disobeyed my instructions to only come out in the devil costume and strolled around campus in broad daylight disguised as... Joaquin Phoenix?

  Boone Clemens : That disguise was brilliant!

• Boone Clemens : I grew up in an institution surrounded by people who called themselves Timothy Busfield and ate their own poop.