Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
The Runway Club (2015)
Larry Murphy: Teddy, Coach Blevins
Quotes
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Linda Belcher : Hi, sweetie. Can I help you?
Sally : Hi. Good afternoon. My name is Sally. I hope that you're enjoying your day. Would you like to buy some magazine subscriptions to help me learn communication skills, help me buy textbooks and send me on a trip to Turtle Camp in Florida? I'm only 283 points away from my goal.
Linda Belcher : Turtle Camp?
Bob Belcher : Uh, no, thanks. We're-we're not interested. At all.
Linda Belcher : Aw. I love turtles. What do you do at camp? You get in a little canoe with them? Do turtle crafts?
Sally : You can select up to ten magazines from any of these titles for only $17.
Teddy : That sounds like a great deal.
Bob Belcher : Fake. This is fake. Not real.
Linda Belcher : I'll take a look!
Bob Belcher : Fake.
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Bob Belcher : Lin, Th... they never send you the magazines.
Sally : You will start receiving issues within 30 days.
Bob Belcher : Uh, hold on one second, Sally. Quick conversation over here with my wife.
[to Linda]
Bob Belcher : Lin, no.
Linda Belcher : They have "Open-Toe Living".
Bob Belcher : Linda, it's a scam. You give them money and they just take it.
Linda Belcher : Sally's a scammer? Our Sally?
Bob Belcher : Somebody's scamming her, too. They put her up to it.
Teddy : [leans over to Bob and Linda] What are we talking about over here?
Linda Belcher : Somebody is scamming Sally.
Teddy : Bastard!
Linda Belcher : We got to help her.
Bob Belcher : Or we can just nicely ask her to leave.
Linda Belcher : No, Bobby. We lost three kids to detention today. We're not losing Sally, too.