Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
The Runway Club (2015)
Jenny Slate: Tammy, Sally
Quotes
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Tammy : [to her dad] I can't believe you won't go to detention for me.
Tammy's Dad : I already told you, if I could I would, but I can't fit into your clothes, Tammy. You know I want to.
Tammy : You want to go to detention for me or you want to wear my clothes?
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Sally : So, are you guys gonna buy any magazines?
Linda Belcher : No, Sally, 'cause your life is a lie.
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Tammy : I can't believe I have to work with Tina. She smells like failure and her hair smells like ketchup.
Tina Belcher : It's not like I want to work with you, either, Tammy. And you're wrong. My hair doesn't smell like ketchup. My skin does.
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Tammy : Hey, Tina. How about a little side bet? Winner gets to wear their sparkle jelly bracelet, loser has to throw theirs in the trash.
Tina Belcher : You have a deal.
Tammy : We have a deal like Ally McBeal.
Tina Belcher : We have a deal like Steven Spiel... berg.
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Tammy : You're a liar without a hair dryer. This is your sister's fault!
Gene Belcher : I'm a boy!
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Linda Belcher : Hi, sweetie. Can I help you?
Sally : Hi. Good afternoon. My name is Sally. I hope that you're enjoying your day. Would you like to buy some magazine subscriptions to help me learn communication skills, help me buy textbooks and send me on a trip to Turtle Camp in Florida? I'm only 283 points away from my goal.
Linda Belcher : Turtle Camp?
Bob Belcher : Uh, no, thanks. We're-we're not interested. At all.
Linda Belcher : Aw. I love turtles. What do you do at camp? You get in a little canoe with them? Do turtle crafts?
Sally : You can select up to ten magazines from any of these titles for only $17.
Teddy : That sounds like a great deal.
Bob Belcher : Fake. This is fake. Not real.
Linda Belcher : I'll take a look!
Bob Belcher : Fake.
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Bob Belcher : Lin, Th... they never send you the magazines.
Sally : You will start receiving issues within 30 days.
Bob Belcher : Uh, hold on one second, Sally. Quick conversation over here with my wife.
[to Linda]
Bob Belcher : Lin, no.
Linda Belcher : They have "Open-Toe Living".
Bob Belcher : Linda, it's a scam. You give them money and they just take it.
Linda Belcher : Sally's a scammer? Our Sally?
Bob Belcher : Somebody's scamming her, too. They put her up to it.
Teddy : [leans over to Bob and Linda] What are we talking about over here?
Linda Belcher : Somebody is scamming Sally.
Teddy : Bastard!
Linda Belcher : We got to help her.
Bob Belcher : Or we can just nicely ask her to leave.
Linda Belcher : No, Bobby. We lost three kids to detention today. We're not losing Sally, too.
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Tammy : Ugh, you copied my bracelet, Tina and now you want to take my stapler?
Tina Belcher : Why don't you staple your mouth shut 'cause your face keeps falling open and dumb words keep coming out.
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Tammy : Hey, Tina! You guys are gonna lose! So bracelet in your facelet is what I'm talking about!
Tina Belcher : You want to go, Tammy? Want to go?