2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Look of the Irish (2015)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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• Max Black : The Sad Lady Book Club is reading Fifty Shades of Grey again. There's not a dry seat in the house.

• Oleg : Pick up. Or don't. Who gives a crap?

  Caroline Channing : Well someone's in a bad mood. What's the matter, Oleg? Did they discontinue Axe Body Spray?

  Oleg : Don't even kid. No I'm really cranky 'cause I'm not having sex right now.

  Max Black : Yeah, I thought it was weird seeing both your hands while you were talking.

• Han Lee : Here ye! Here ye! I'm unveiling a major improvement to the diner.

  Max Black : Well we'll miss you, Han.

  Han Lee : Nice try Max but like Ryan Seacrest, I'll be here forever.

• Sophie Kachinsky : Oh Caroline, I don't know how you go years and years and years and years and years and years without doing the nasty.

  Caroline Channing : It's only been years and years.

  Max Black : Come on!

  Caroline Channing : And years!

• Nash : [accidentally reading from an porn film script]  You know you like it. Bend over, bitch!

  Max Black : [groans]  Are we missing a page? Cereals have changed since I was a kid.