- Max Black: The Sad Lady Book Club is reading Fifty Shades of Grey again. There's not a dry seat in the house.
- Caroline Channing: You two are so adorable, like Romeo and Juliet... except without the bright future.
- Oleg: Pick up. Or don't. Who gives a crap?
- Caroline Channing: Well someone's in a bad mood. What's the matter, Oleg? Did they discontinue Axe Body Spray?
- Oleg: Don't even kid. No I'm really cranky 'cause I'm not having sex right now.
- Max Black: Yeah, I thought it was weird seeing both your hands while you were talking.
- Caroline Channing: Good afternoon, welcome to the High. I'll have somebody get you some water. Not me 'cause I'm past that. You know, here.
- Sophie Kachinsky: Oh Caroline, I don't know how you go years and years and years and years and years and years without doing the nasty.
- Caroline Channing: It's only been years and years.
- Max Black: Come on!
- Caroline Channing: And years!
- Oleg: Let me just change the settings. This camera is used to taking pictures 800 feet away.
- Caroline Channing: And we want those pictures back, Oleg!