My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Slice of Life (2015)

Lee Tockar: Steven Magnet, Gummy

Quotes 

• Matilda : Oh, there are so many things I'm forgetting. I hope Cranky remembers to tell the musicians. Oh, oh, I'll never get my mane done in time!

  Spa Pony : You must relax, my dear. We can handle anything. We once did a pony's hair during the ceremony.

  Steven Magnet : Oh, it's true! It's true! They really are the best! Matilda, I've just got to say, I already feel like we're family.

  [lowers a big scaly hand to Matilda, who responds by touching it with a hoofshake] 

  Matilda : You do?

  Steven Magnet : Of course! I'm Steven Magnet, Cranky's best beast!

  Matilda : You're Steven Magnet?

  Steven Magnet : Well, what'd you expect, a bug bear? I've known Cranky *forever*! Surely he must have told you about the time he saved me from... Flashfreeze Lake.

  Matilda : You're Steven Magnet?

  Steven Magnet : Oh, I know, I know! Typical Cranky to leave out minor details, like the fact that I'm, you know, a sea monster, right?

  [laughs] 

  Steven Magnet : I just love that old burro.

  Matilda : I'm sorry, Steven. I guess I assumed you were a pony. And I had no idea you had such adventures together.

  Steven Magnet : Oh, honey! You don't know the half of it, but let me tell you something: in all that we've been through together, the only thing he ever cared about, was finding you.

  [gives her a light poke on the nose] 

  Matilda : Really?

  Steven Magnet : Well, that and a baldness cure.

  [giggles] 

  Matilda : He is the sweetest thing, isn't he? All the stress I've put myself through. All the stress I put him through! The only thing that matters is that we're together. The wedding isn't the important thing, the marriage is.

  Steven Magnet : [laughs]  Oh, my goodness gracious! If you believe that, I have got a bridge to sell you! All these ponies traveling to Ponyville, putting on uncomfortable clothes, sitting through a long ceremony... you think any of them care about the marriage? Honey, the wedding is *everything*!

  [Matilda looks very nervous and her teeth chatter]