things to do: pay off the credit card bill. donate to the local soup kitchen. go trick-or-treating. we're adults, so give us some f*cking king sized tootsie rolls.
Music heals the soul, also makes you want to knock someone the hell out. For recreational purposes, not vindictive ones. Kausar's Spotify playlist changed Dalena's life, it can change yours too.
Kausar and Dalena have very few options to make hella dough: 1) work more (but this is so tiring) 2) ask our parents (but this is so degrading) 3) donate our eggs (what can go wrong?)
Kausar and Dalena were just trying to apply the dating tips and tricks they learned from the January 2014 issue of Cosmopolitan gotdammit - and a couple lessons from Fresh Prince of Belaire.