Mom (TV Series)
Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous (2015)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
Quotes
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Bonnie : [looking through a tenant's medicine cabinet] Stuff to help you poop, stuff to make the pooping stop, okay now I know why the toilet's clogged.
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Bonnie : [perched on the top of a jungle gym in the park] Maybe I don't want to be sober anymore. I'm done with it.
Christy : [sternly] Okay then. Then you're done with me too.
Bonnie : What's that supposed to mean?
Christy : It means you're done with me, and you're done with your grandchildren!
[walks away]
Bonnie : I'll still see my grandkids! I'll see Roscoe when he comes to play in the park!
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Bonnie : [taking hits off nitrous oxide and laughing] How did your wife die?
Richard : Massive heart attack.
[they laugh]
Bonnie : My boyfriend died the same way.
[they laugh]
Bonnie : My best friend has cancer!
[they laugh louder]
Richard : [barely able to talk] I haven't talked to my daughter in 15 years!
[they laugh]