- LL Cool J - Host: [Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt] Tonight, two of the most powerful stars of the big screen face off in a Devil Wears Prada reunion battle.
- LL Cool J - Host: [to Anne Hathaway] You look armed and dangerous.
- Anne Hathaway - Competitor: I do. Good then you believe me.
- Emily Blunt - Competitor: [after Anne Hathaway's first performance] I'm not concerned. I thought it was cheap to have done all that stuff. It's easy.
- Anne Hathaway - Competitor: To be fair, Emily knows cheap.
- Emily Blunt - Competitor: [after Anne Hathaway's first performance] I thought she was gonna do a show tune.
- LL Cool J - Host: [to Emily Blunt] Do you know what bag it up means?
- Emily Blunt - Competitor: It's something filthy. She
- [Anne Hathaway]
- Emily Blunt - Competitor: told you I'm cheap.
- Emily Blunt - Competitor: [preparing for Round 2] I've been super method about it. I've been screaming at everybody all day. You need mobility, consonance. This goddess that I'm about to portray out there is pretty wild and doesn't take showers. I live to give. This is art.
- LL Cool J - Host: [after Emily Blunt portrayed Lady Gaga] That was pretty nuts. That was pretty crazy.
- LL Cool J - Host: Emily
- [Blunt]
- LL Cool J - Host: took a little piece of our hearts. Next, Anne
- [Hathaway]
- LL Cool J - Host: will try to take a piece of Emily's. The girl fight of the century.
- [discussing Anne Hathaway]
- Emily Blunt - Competitor: Anne has a very, very secretive process. I called her once and she just picked up and went shh. She called me and I said I'm doing Beethoven's 5th and I said there are no words and she hung up.
- Anne Hathaway - Competitor: [Emily Blunt] She's so beautiful and has the most amazing body. That's what friendship is built on, just being happy for her.
- [and then jabs a voodoo doll of Emily Blunt]
- LL Cool J - Host: [after Anne Hathaway performed Wrecking Ball while riding one like Miley Cyrus] That performance actually had balls.
- Anne Hathaway - Competitor: [Emily Blunt] The hippy.
- Emily Blunt - Competitor: This hippy's balls just got wrecked.
- Anne Hathaway - Competitor: Only one of them feel - well, you're wasting time.