The History of Trunks Abridged (2015 TV Movie)

Scott Frerichs: Trunks, Oolong

Quotes 

• Trunks : This would be my first real battle. And I'd never seen anyone fight so fiercely! Gohan had always told his stories about the fights in the past... but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.

• [Puar, Oolong and Master Roshi are hiding in a submarine near Kame House] 

  Oolong : Alright, they haven't been back in two days.

  Master Roshi : I can't believe they took my house...

  Oolong : I'm going in for a food run. All that's left is the spam and the pork rinds.

  Puar : We both knew this day would come, Oolong!

  Oolong : I have long since made peace with this. I'm just glad we're still alive.

  Master Roshi : All thanks to my submarine: the U.S.S. M'Dick! Speaking of which...

  Oolong : Oh, no...

  Master Roshi : I'd been meanin' to ask...

  Oolong : Knew it! I friggin' knew it!

  Master Roshi : How does it feel riding m'dick?

  Oolong : Seventeen years! Seventeen years you've been holding on to that one!

  Master Roshi : You don't know the patience I have. Didn't answer my question either.

  Oolong : It's tight and damp.

  [Master Roshi cackles] 

  Puar : We're gonna die in here...

• Trunks : [Narrating]  A hero appeared! The hero of my time, Gohan! And face-to-face with him, all I could say was...

  [Young Trunks blubbers incoherently] 

• Trunks : You know, speaking of dads, Mom never talks about mine. You knew him, right? What was he like?

  [Gohan smiles and looks up in the sky. Cut to Vegeta pounding on child Gohan] 

  Vegeta : So what? You think having a dad as a Super Saiyan makes you better than me?

  Young Gohan : No!

  Vegeta : WRONG ANSWER!