The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (TV Series)

Jeremy Renner/Edie Falco/Tori Kelly (2015)

Steve Higgins: Self - Announcer

Quotes 

• Jimmy Fallon : [in the "Pros and Cons" about buying the Apple Watch]  Pro: It's available with dozens of interchangeable buckles and leather straps. Con: So is the deluxe DVD version of "Fifty Shades of Grey".

  [audience laughter] 

  Jimmy Fallon : Sounds like a good deal.

  Steve Higgins : Spicy.

  Jimmy Fallon : Blu-ray DVD!

  Steve Higgins : DVD!

  Jimmy Fallon : Beautiful Blu-ray DVD.

  Steve Higgins : "Fifty Shades of Grey", you get Monster Cables in the back, you're set!

  Jimmy Fallon : You're tellin' me Blu-ray DVD got Monster Cables?

  Steve Higgins : I got TWO of 'em! Solid gold!

  Jimmy Fallon : Solid gold Monster Cables. What are you, a garbage person?

  Steve Higgins : No, that's why I bought the Monster Cables! A thousand dollars a foot.

  Jimmy Fallon : And how many feet did you buy?

  Steve Higgins : I bought sixty feet, just to have enough so I could reach it from the back of my TV to the DVD player.

  [audience laughter] 

  Jimmy Fallon : SIXTY FEET OF MONSTER CABLE?

  Steve Higgins : Yeah!

  Jimmy Fallon : Gold plated?

  Steve Higgins : Gold plated Monster Cable from the TV to the back of the DVD. COMPONENT, no less! So I had to get three of 'em!

  Jimmy Fallon : DVD!

  Steve Higgins : R, G, B, and Y.

  Jimmy Fallon : DVD!

  Steve Higgins : DVD!

  Jimmy Fallon : DV-do!

  Steve Higgins : DV-dos and DV-don'ts!

  Jimmy Fallon : [...]  Pro: The Apple Watch on your wrist connects to the iPhone in your pocket. Con: So basically there's a constant Wi-Fi signal going directly through your crotch.

  [audience laughter] 

  Jimmy Fallon : What could possibly go wrong? That's cool.

  Steve Higgins : Nothing at all.

  Jimmy Fallon : Should get some Monster Cables down there!

  [audience laughter] 

  Jimmy Fallon : Gold-plated, BEAUTIFUL. You ever see "Frozen"?

  Steve Higgins : Oh, I love "Frozen".

  Jimmy Fallon : You put on "Frozen", you sing all of "Frozen"!

  Steve Higgins : With a Monster Cable DVD, I could watch all of "Frozen" and sing it?

  Jimmy Fallon : You sing "Frozen"!

  Steve Higgins : I can sing it?

  Jimmy Fallon : Yeah, you get the DVD, you sing "Frozen"! In your own HOUSE!

  Steve Higgins : In your own house, like a movie theater, but miniature.

  Jimmy Fallon : You unplug it from your TV and your DVD, and put it around your neck and wear it to the club! Gold Monster Cables!

  Steve Higgins : DVD!

  Jimmy Fallon : DVD!