Joel Watson: Dad, Chip Chapley, Doctor, Chief, Narrator, Announcer, Husband, John Battman, Arash, Broots Waymb, Cop 2, Dr. Realdoctor, God, Hurt Dick Guy, Instructor, Satan, Teacher, Warden, Additional Goons, Alien Dad, Apostles, Armed Thug 3, Astronaut #1, Baby Man, Band Singer, Bandito, Barking Dog, Bartender, Bigfoot, Blind Man, Bouncer, Brad, Brandon, Brenton, Bro 1, Buddy, Burning Bush, Burt Broadway, Bus Driver, Buzz Aldrin, Camera Man, Chad, Chet Chapley Jr., Citizen, Civilian, Cloude, Club Owner, Coach, Commissioner, Concessioner, Cop 1, Cop 5, Cosmo, Crim 1, Criminal 2, Customer 4, Dan, Decapitated Biker, Del, Dentist, Detective, Dick Tucker, Distant Man, Dr. Larry Astkal, Dude 1, Fancy Man, Finklefuck, Flower, Friend 1, Ginko, Glob Alien, Goon, Grandpa, Great Wish Dragon, Guy, Henry Ford, Himmels, Jake's Mom, Jesus, John J. Johanson, Joking Hazard, Kevin, Kick Nicholson, Kid, Kid 2, Kid 5, MR, Man 2, Manager, Mario, Mars Rover, Miscellaneous Bullies, Monkey, Mr. McElroy, Mr. Shepard, Muffled Worker, Murph, Mutant, Native American, Neighbor 1...