Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)

Brujo (2015)

Bruce Campbell: Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams

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Quotes 

• Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Well, thanks for the opinion. Now, you can take it, turn it sideways and shove it right up the old poop-shoot.

• Brujo : I've been expecting you.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : Have you?

  Brujo : Two days ago, an ill-wind whispered your name. Curious how you abandon your faith, but come back for him.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Ash Williams. Go easy on him. He's a good kid.

  Brujo : Go easy? Pablo has always taken the easy road.

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : Mira Tio, perdoname. Okay, you've got every reason to be upset. I completely dismissed everything that you did here, but I was so wrong, and I know it now.

  Brujo : Do you?

  Pablo Simon Bolivar : When I was a kid, you told me tales of great heroes who fought against the darkness. Jefes. I think that Ash is one of them.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : "When Evil shows up, it blows up." Still workin' on the slogan.

• Brujo : The girl is unwell. Tend to her.

  [to Ash] 

  Brujo : Come, I'll look inside you.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Good, check the old prostate while you're in there? Ah, boy, that one's just a barrel of laughs, isn't he?

• Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : You, uh, making dinner there, muchacho?

  Brujo : Ash, you're a dolt.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Is that good?

  Brujo : Only because you have no idea what power you truly possess. Many underestimate you, don't they?

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Well, at first, yeah, but then, they either end up in my bed, or dead.

  Brujo : Total lack of self-awareness will make very difficult to find the answers you seek, but we must try.

• Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Well I gotta say boss, I'm feeling a bunch of nada here. I mean I had like three bagels for breakfast so maybe the bread is soaking everything up. How about one more cup?

  Brujo : Focus. The medicine can open your mind, but it can also destroy it; trapped in your own personal hell for eternity.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : [short pause]  Ok, so maybe half a cup.

• Eli : Stop screwing around and pay attention. Ur about to discover how to undo all this.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Eli! You can speak?

  Eli : In here I can. It's your trip hefe.

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Nice! You know I always wanted to talk to you.

  [looks concerned] 

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're alone.

  Eli : Never...

  Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Alright then!