- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Well, thanks for the opinion. Now, you can take it, turn it sideways and shove it right up the old poop-shoot.
- Brujo: I've been expecting you.
- Pablo Simon Bolivar: Have you?
- Brujo: Two days ago, an ill-wind whispered your name. Curious how you abandon your faith, but come back for him.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Ash Williams. Go easy on him. He's a good kid.
- Brujo: Go easy? Pablo has always taken the easy road.
- Pablo Simon Bolivar: Mira Tio, perdoname. Okay, you've got every reason to be upset. I completely dismissed everything that you did here, but I was so wrong, and I know it now.
- Brujo: Do you?
- Pablo Simon Bolivar: When I was a kid, you told me tales of great heroes who fought against the darkness. Jefes. I think that Ash is one of them.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: "When Evil shows up, it blows up." Still workin' on the slogan.
- Brujo: The girl is unwell. Tend to her.
- [to Ash]
- Brujo: Come, I'll look inside you.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there? Ah, boy, that one's just a barrel of laughs, isn't he?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: You, uh, making dinner there, muchacho?
- Brujo: Ash, you're a dolt.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Is that good?
- Brujo: Only because you have no idea what power you truly possess. Many underestimate you, don't they?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Well, at first, yeah, but then, they either end up in my bed, or dead.
- Brujo: Total lack of self-awareness will make very difficult to find the answers you seek, but we must try.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Well I gotta say boss, I'm feeling a bunch of nada here. I mean I had like three bagels for breakfast so maybe the bread is soaking everything up. How about one more cup?
- Brujo: Focus. The medicine can open your mind, but it can also destroy it; trapped in your own personal hell for eternity.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: [short pause] Ok, so maybe half a cup.
- Eli: Stop screwing around and pay attention. Ur about to discover how to undo all this.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Eli! You can speak?
- Eli: In here I can. It's your trip hefe.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Nice! You know I always wanted to talk to you.
- [looks concerned]
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're alone.
- Eli: Never...
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Alright then!