Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)
Ashes to Ashes (2015)
Bruce Campbell: Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
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Quotes
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Wow. Last time I was here with a girl, I was hopin' to get laid. Didn't quite work out that way. I cut my hand off with a chainsaw, though. It was a fun weekend.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Where's Pablo and Kelly?
Amanda Fisher : We split up to look for you.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Good, it's safer away from here.
Amanda Fisher : Why would you just run off like that?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : I'm not big on goodbyes.
Amanda Fisher : Ash, you shouldn't do this alone.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : I have to do it alone. Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. It's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death, and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death.
Amanda Fisher : Fuck the rules. I'm gonna help you end this.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Lady, I like your style.
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Amanda Fisher : Wait, your ex-girlfriend is in the work shed?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Part of her. It's complicated. Maybe I shouldn't go there.
Amanda Fisher : Well, if you don't want to talk about it...
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : She got possessed, I cut her head off with a shovel, then she did this crazy dance in the moon light, I put her head in a vice, and then I cut it with a chainsaw. But she did have a rockin' bod, though.
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Linda's Head : You can't save her. Everyone you care about dies.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Shut up, I can get to her.
Linda's Head : No, you can't! You don't need her. You already have a girlfriend, you have me. Come over here. I'll suck you off. I give good head. You can skull fuck me good. It's the best you're gonna get, Ash! No woman would want you!
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Other Ash : [after cutting Fisher with a cleaver] Now that's what I call cleavage.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : [looks at Linda's decapitated skull] Long time no see, Linda. Don't get up.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Everybody dies here, it's just a rule. Death, taxes, more death and I don't pay taxes. So all I know is death.